Anne Hathaway talks lesbian kissing in the March issue of British GQ

Sigh. Is Anne Hathaway pulling a Megan Fox in the March issue of GQ? Is our Annie toying with the wide-eyed libidos of male reporters — baiting them with lesbian-themed tales of girl on girl kissing?

We think so. While we don’t buy this new vamp-y Anne, she does have some inside info on Hollywood’s best lady kissers:

“Jennifer Garner — now that girl can movie kiss. I gotta say that girl can really give it some up there…You have to leave your mouth open a little bit…Open up. More, more, ever so lightly … otherwise you’re going to be getting smooshy. Now … slow it down … just a little bit …There is full-on movie kissing, now that is a totally different experience,” Anne said. “But really you have to be Angelina Jolie to pull that off and still look good. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I ain’t no Angie.”

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~Melissa Noble

Not to be outdone by Brangelina (who donated $1 million to Doctors Without Borders), Gisele donated $1.5 million to the relief effort in Haiti: Usmagazine.com

Glambert would love to get all Upper East Side dolled up and brush elbows with Chace Crawford on Gossip Girl: OK!

Lady Gaga cancels a concert due to some mysterious illness. Cue “cocaine addiction” rumor mill: Dlisted.com

Mila Kunis thinks Megan Fox is brilliant. Wow. This is a first: Celebitchy.com

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s sex parties aren’t nearly as hot as they could be: ShowbizSpy.com

Penelope Cruz gets her assed grabbed. And she grabs back: Egotastic.com

“I had five guys looking at my shriveled, burned penis. It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life.”

Every once in a while a cover story comes along that’s almost too awkward (and good!) to be true.

The pull quotes actually make us *wince.* And not in a schadenfreude-ish “What in God’s name is Megan Fox saying now?” but in an empathetic, kind and selfless way.

Like the torrid tale of Channing Tatum and his burned “shriveled” penis, for instance.

While filming The Eagle of the Ninth last year in Scotland, Tatum had taken to pouring piping hot kettle water and river water (?) down his suit. It was “the only way to stay warm” he says.

“We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick.”

Oh, Channing. We’ve had very vivid mental pictures of your nether regions, but never any involving burn marks. This is a special treat. He continues:

“I had five guys looking at my shriveled, burned penis,” he says. “Looking back. It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life. Rest assured, “I’m good . . . now. Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”

….we wish we could just “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind” this mental image right out of our brain bank. We’re going to need some time.

Written by: Melissa Noble

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She says her figure comes from “pilates”

Excercise-phobic (HA!) Megan Fox shows off her 22-inch waist (allegedly) in a new ad campaign for Georgio Armani.

Armani told usmagazine.com: “Megan is young and sexy and has a lot of spirit. Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans are all about a youthful attitude making her the perfect choice for the collections.”

Written by: Melissa Noble

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It’s been, er, um, interesting.

Let’s hope 2010 means an empty uterus for OctoMom, a good beard trim for Brad Pitt, a few less foot-in-mouths for Megan Fox and a band of wonderful lawyers for Jon Gosselin!

Happy New Year!

Check out a gallery of all our favorite subjects from 2009:

Read John Mayer’s famewhore excuse extravaganza for “no big stars want to date me right now“

John Mayer is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and tells her he’s “freaked out” from dating (sure) and taking a break from the whole scene.

After deciding to date the Most Famous Woman In The World (Jennifer Aniston), right after dating The Second Most Famous Woman In The World (Jessica Simpson), John Mayer insists he isn’t shocked that he was tabloid fodder for most of 2009.

“I can’t sit here and be like, ‘Oh please, let me live my life in private with this famous person who’s been around for 15 years.’ I have to figure out what are the things that I ask for and sign up for, in terms of cause and effect. The last thing you want is to see me bashing my head going, ‘I’m shocked that I’m being followed right now!’”

Regardless, he insists 2010 will be “peaceful.” Well. Until he’s spotted around town with Rihanna, Megan Fox, or somebody in the Twilight series, that is.

Written by: Melissa Noble

Megan Fox covered The New York Times magazine last week and a few of the outtakes have been leaked.

As your eyes rest on Fox’s open legs and vacant sex kitten stares, just remember she’s no slut. Not this one.

“Girls think I’m a slut. I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. If they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. There’s a certain character that I play. She’s not fully fleshed out — she doesn’t have her own name — but she shows up to do men’s-magazine interviews. There’s something so ridiculous about always being in your underwear in those magazines, and you know the interview is going to run opposite those pictures. So, there’s a character that talks to all of them.”

Oh, how convenient. Let us never question your creative capabilites ever again, Fox. By the way — nice undies.

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Country music sensation, Taylor Swift, covers December InStyle: InStyle.com

Josh Duhamel’s stripper apologizes to Fergie: Celebitchy.com

Twilight’s director Catherine Hardwicke gossips about Robsten: OK!

Gerard Bulter is 40!: Just Jared.com

Levi Johnston thinks Jon Gosselin is a cool dude: Socialite Life.com

Megan Fox is tired of girls thinking she’s a tramp: UsMagazine.com

Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair.

We’re huge fans of RPatz, but he was beginning to sound a little like Megan Fox in this interview. He laments fame, says he’s trying hard not too “drown,” he’s “unbearably self-conscious” and (but of course!) doesn’t find himself all too attractive.

Despite the fact that he is an exquisite beauty—with perfectly formed red, red lips and a face that might have been dreamed by the Romantic poets—he thinks he resembles “a cartoon character.” One of his legs is longer than the other, which makes him look, he assures you, “like an idiot.”

So. How about he and Kristen Stewart? Wedding? Babies? Painful split?

For the record, however, Pattinson says the rumors of a love affair are false: “It doesn’t make any difference what you say [to the tabloids]. I’ve literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’ ” Stewart is even more emphatic: “It’s so retarded,” she says. “We’re characters in this comic book.”

Written by: Melissa Noble

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Megan Fox is on the cover of Cosmopolitan’s October issue. It was your classic Megan Fox interview, which meant the Q&A was full of candid, if not ridiculous, soundbites.

Here’s a quick rundown:

She gets “instant diarrhea” everytime she goes on stage.

Her idea of a hot threesome is Andy Samberg and (are you sitting down?) Jonah Hill?! Yikes!

But boyfriend Brian Austin Green shouldn’t worry — she also says she has no problem with commitment.