TILA TEQUILA WANTS TO FIND LOVE?

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For many, it may be hard to believe!

“I’d like to find love and stick it out with one person,” says Nguyen.

“I just want to look for someone who’s in it for the long run….I know it sounds crazy coming from me…But it’s true.” (Blender)

TILA TEQUILA: EVERY GIRL IS BORN BI-SEXUAL!

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Check out the hot new cover of Blender featuring non other than reality-show star Tila Tequila.

And yes she says in the mag, “I think every girl is born bisexual”

When was her earliest sexual experience?

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THE DAY ALICIA KEYS PULLED A DAVE CHAPPELLE!

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Who knew?

Alicia Keys kinda had a breakdown according to the new issue of Blender — the first under EIC Joe Levy.

Her mom Terri Augello reveals when she knew her daughter was in trouble.

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IS ALICIA KEYS A LESBIAN?

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In the May issue of Blender, Alicia Keys addresses those lesbian rumors.

“It doesn’t bother me, because I’m straight,” Keys says. 

“Every great, strong woman has been called gay.”

JOE LEVY RAIDING TALENT FROM ROLLING STONE

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Newly appointed Blender editor Joe Levy is poaching talent from Jann Wenner’s Rolling Stone. 

According to Page Six, Levy tapped Rolling Stone’s Rob Sheffield to write a monthly column for Blender starting in June.

Blender Completes Issue With NO Editor-in-Chief

WTF?  No Craig Marks or Joe Levy?

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Who needs an Editor-in-Chief anyway???

Just ask Blender, the magazine that went without one for an entire issue.  Check out the April masthead!

Blender’s rep tells Mediabistro that it was during a time of the transition of the editors-in-chief and the production cycle of the magazine.  EIC Craig Marks is being replaced by former Rolling Stone vet Joe Levy.

COVERAWARDS LIST: BEST & WORST COVER LINES: From Great Job to What Were They Thinking?

MOST ENTERTAINING AND PATHETIC:  Lonely Stars Secret Internet Dates

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Most Condescending: Get Gorgeous!

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MOST TIRED:  What’s In! What’s Out!

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MOST SEDUCTIVE:  Why We Kiss?

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5. LEAST NEWSWORTHY LINE:  My Skin is Worse Than Ever!

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MOST TRAGIC:  How Will it End?

MOST SCANDALOUS:  My Mom Slept with My Husband!

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MOST REPEATED LINE AND STORY IN HISTORY:  Spring Wedding & Baby News!

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MOST UNINVITING LINE:  Why Things Suck!

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#1 The Britney Spears List - Rolling Stone and Blender Cover the Britney Tragedy THE SAME WEEK!

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Rolling Stone and Blender both feature the complete demise of Britney.   It’s one thing for Brit’s life troubles to be on the cover of the weekly celebrity tabloids, but when two music mags make her a tragic figure,  that has to hurt even more.  

At the end of the day, I smell a comeback.   I know I sound optimistic, but her parents are stepping in and hopefully not leaving!  I’m rooting for her - and I hope everyone else is too!

P.S.  Check out the shocking Rolling Stone cover story (Rolling Stone) and Blender’s cover story (Blender).

Pasetsky’s Challenge to the Celebrity Weeklies — BRITNEY BLACKOUT!

Dear Celebrity Weekly Editors,

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It’s been another tough week for Britney.  She had a rocky reunion with her mom and she made yet another trip to the psychiatric ward, according to recent reports.  Both of these events would support your choice for her as either a main cover topic or an inset.

Ok, editors,  I’m throwing down the gauntlet.  I challenge you NOT to put Britney on your covers next week.  That’s it - a TOTAL BRITNEY BLACKOUT!  Can you do it?

I argue that this woman is clearly suffering from some type of mental illness — as has been reported by People and alluded to on the new Blender. 

If she had any other type of disease, you and the paparazzi would have much more sympathy for her and would provide her with privacy. 

For one second, put yourself in her flip flops.  She’s lost her kids, she’s lost her career, she’s lost her body.  What’s next - her life?  (Stop dreaming about rocket sales - this would be a horrific tragedy!)

Call me an optimist - but I believe giving this girl a break for one week could make a big difference.

Mark Pasetsky
CoverAwards.com

Breaking News: Britney Spears on Blender Cover

According to NY Post’s Page Six, Britney Spears will be on the cover of the March issue of Blender.  Which Britney will it be (i.e. a bald, wigged, thin, plump)?  Your guess is as good as ours.  It will be interesting to see just how they photograph her.  No matter, it is sure to be a best seller.   For the complete story, click here pagesix.com.