Demi Kutcher? Ashton Moore?

Cougar Of The Millenium Award

Somehow Demi Moore has managed to hold on (with white nuckle claws) to her eternal boy toy, Ashton Kutcher. In fact, the pair are gearing up to celebrate their 4th wedding anniversary in September. Apparently, there’s some Internet rumor that Demi is planning on taking Ashton’s surname.

“She hasn’t told me, so you might be revealing a secret,” he told Usmagazine.com Monday at the Los Angeles premiere of his new comedy Spread. “I think it would be fantastic, but at the same time, it’s a name, you know? Like, call me Mr. Moore, I don’t care. I’ve been called a lot worse!”

Like an “idiot” and “moron” for starters.