Dear Celebrity Weekly Editors,

It’s been another tough week for Britney. She had a rocky reunion with her mom and she made yet another trip to the psychiatric ward, according to recent reports. Both of these events would support your choice for her as either a main cover topic or an inset.
Ok, editors, I’m throwing down the gauntlet. I challenge you NOT to put Britney on your covers next week. That’s it - a TOTAL BRITNEY BLACKOUT! Can you do it?
I argue that this woman is clearly suffering from some type of mental illness — as has been reported by People and alluded to on the new Blender.
If she had any other type of disease, you and the paparazzi would have much more sympathy for her and would provide her with privacy.
For one second, put yourself in her flip flops. She’s lost her kids, she’s lost her career, she’s lost her body. What’s next - her life? (Stop dreaming about rocket sales - this would be a horrific tragedy!)
Call me an optimist - but I believe giving this girl a break for one week could make a big difference.
Mark Pasetsky
CoverAwards.com