OMG! WHY BRITNEY SPEARS TOOK BACK THAT ASS ADNAN

Britney, I thought you were getting better!

Let’s see.

That guy has a sex tape.

Better make nice, nice.

That explains it.

Britney Spears got back with ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib because she’s scared sh#t that he’ll release a secret sex tape, the Daily MailOnline has been told.

NATIONAL ENQUIRER SAYS LISA MARIE PRESLEY IS OUT OF CONTROL

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Pasetsky’s Cover Critique

The key to success in this crazy category is great photo selection.

And this week the National Enquirer delivers with this Lisa Marie photo.

Yes, she’s pregnant but the mag points out that she’s only half way through her pregnancy.

Plus - who doesn’t want to read about an “out of control” Lisa Marie.

And I guess Jodie Foster is now completely out of the closet as the National Enquirer says she has dumped her lesbian lover.

One other thought - there’s a Britney Sex Tape shocker - umm.  Britney Sex Tape and Shocker should not be used in the same sentence.

Bottom Line: Best cover photo of the week!