
Yes! We had good sales!
Many of the celebrity weeklies are celebrating today because they most likely enjoyed a strong weekend.
(It’ll be a brief celebration once they realize that they had good sales because it was one of the biggest holiday weekends of the year and you can basically put Hulk Hogan or Mario Lopez on the cover and some fool will buy it.)
Let’s put that aside and roll up our sleeves. It’s a new week and time to get back to work.
Here for your reading pleasure are my predictions for this week’s celebrity weekly covers.
MadonnaRod - “Finally the Truth” about this sorted tale. (Nobody knows the truth btw)
Christie Brinkley’s Divorce - It’s Getting F&*K*N nasty. (Not totally in those words)
Lindsay & Sam - It’s Love (Come on. One of the rags has to do this as a cover eventually.)
Nicole Kidman - She gave birth but never looked pregnant. Hmm.
Angelina Baby Details - Look for one of those tricky weeklies to take a risk and pretend like Angie gave birth.
Pregnant man - Did People get those pictures? Wow! That would be a blockbuster!
Tune in Wed!
Posted by: Mark Pasetsky