US Weekly Features Christina Applegate’s “Brave Cancer Battle”

Us Weekly delivers a heart-wrenching cover featuring Christina Applegate’s cancer battle.

The dek delivers everything I want to know about the story - especially “the double tragedy of her ex’s recent death” and “how she found out.”

While the cover is strong emotionally, it is very depressing. And, this combination is a risk on the newsstand.

Moving on to the insets:

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA KEEPS IT HOT

How? You’re must know.

Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman have a plan.

“We make sure we have Mommy and Daddy nights out.

Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain things you can do: Once we know he’s in good hands, we go out late at night and have a few drinks.

Then we’ll come home, dim the lights and do our thing - and I’m not going into any more detail than that!”

Thank you Christina. That’s all I needed to hear.

Related:

Christina’s husband Jordan almost bumped from Glamour article

CHRISTINA AGUILERA: How Glamour Talks About Christina Finding Love and Barely Shows Her Husband

Christina Aguilera is a changed woman according to Glamour.

And you’re promised the true story of how she found love.

Since their baby Max was born, Christina and Jordan are much closer.

“We’re bonded together for life,” says Aguilera. “Relationships and great marriages are a whole learning and growing process. We’re just great teammates.”

In the three page cover story - which feels really thin to be a cover story - there is basically ONE tiny picture of her and Jordan Bratman.

But…

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA ROCKS THE VOTE

Breaking News: People Gets Nicole Richie’s Baby Photos!

People magazine is once again scoring new celebrity baby pics.  They bought J. Lo’s twins (double bonus!) for a whopping six million and doled out close to 2 million for the first shots of Xtina’s baby.  Now, People has made another coup, securing pictures of Nicole Richie’s baby for over 1 million.  (NY Daily News)

US Features Michelle Williams Saying Goodbye

Why?  Because the Previous US Weekly Heath Ledger Covers Sold Well!

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Yes, that’s how it works.   (I’m telling you something that I know is quite obvious!)

I predict average sales for this one.   It’s an emotional cover, especially the picture of Michelle, but as a reader I’m not learning anything new from this cover story on Heath.  Readers want NEW details!

Can the insets make a difference?  Not this week.   Magazines like OK! and Star are featuring the big showdown between Angelina and Jen, while they only have an inset.

Moving on to Heidi’s “Video Shame ‘I Cried Myself to Sleep.’”  As many of you know, Heidi’s new music video has been trashed across the Internet.  But, the clever editor at US Weekly leads the reader to believe that this could be about a SEX tape.  Shame on you US Weekly.  I thought you prided yourself on being CREDIBLE with the reader!

Finally, US Weekly makes an incredible mistake with the Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera inset.  If you have a body story, I WANT TO SEE PHOTOS OF THE SLIMMER BODIES. 

Cover Wars - Christina vrs. Nicole

BREAKING COVER NEWS:  Don’t expect to see a photo of Christina Aguilera’s baby on the cover of OK! magazine this week,  according to MSNBC’s The Scoop.  Sources say that after months of negotiating, a deal between Aguilera and OK! magazine came to a halt because the magazine couldn’t guarantee a full-cover photo of Aguilera and baby boy, Max.  For the complete story, visit MSNBC’s The Scoop.  Christina must be so pissed — especially after Nicole Richie reportedly signed a deal with People to show-off her new baby!