DIET SPECIAL: CLOSER MAGAZINE TELLS THE TRUTH ABOUT DIETS

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Finally, a magazine that tells it like it is when it comes to diets.

THEY ARE PAINFUL and DANGEROUS!

Take Janet Jackson for example.

She has yo-yo dieted more than any celebrity I can think of at this point.  That can’t be healthy.

It’s time that we understand as country that it’s about moderation and not extremism. 

Poor Posh — Closer Says She Can’t Sleep!

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It’s amazing the ongoing fascination that the UK has for Posh.

(It’s almost as weird as Life & Style’s love for Suri Cruise.)

This week Posh can’t sleep and she’s on a “nuts and sugar diet.”

I’m not a dietician (nor have I ever treated Posh, LOL) but is sugar good for you if you can’t sleep???  I don’t think so!

Posh Spice

POOR POSH: CLOSER SAYS SHE WANTS MORE FRIENDS!closer1.JPG

It probably sounded really cool for Posh when she was moving to the United States, that she was hanging all the time with BFFs Tom and Katie as well as J. Lo and Mark.

It seems that’s not enough for her.  Sadly, I feel bad for Posh.  Maybe she should join a neighborhood association or the PTA or something!

I’ll be your friend Posh!  Please don’t make me go through a fashion makeover though!

Closer — Two Stories for the Price of One

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Hey Closer - tough time choosing your main cover?  Uggh - you’re using one of the oldest tricks in the book - one cover line for two stories that don’t connect at all! 

Closer “Packages” Britney and Katie

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Another strong main line from the UK “Secret Baby Deals.”  Closer is able to deliver to seemlingly disconnected stars with one solid line!  When you look at the Katie pic - it almost looks like she “can’t” look at Britney because she just CAN’T!  Even Suri can’t bear to open her eyes!