GLOBE’S SAD WINNING COVER FEATURING PAUL NEWMAN

Let me share with you a secret.

The key to success for the tabloids is finding the right photo.

Duh! You know that by now.

And the Globe is a master at doing this.

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AMY POEHLER SAYS YES TO OFFICE SPINOFF: Who will play Hillary Clinton on SNL?

It’s official - I’m getting my own prime time show

If you love the Office, get ready for the Office spin-off.

It should be pretty funny - especially now that Amy Poehler is on-board.

The SNL vet confirmed to The Associated Press that she’ll be joining the planned “Office” spinoff, paving the way for her eventual exit from “Saturday Night Live” and promoting the comedian to primetime.

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Poor Bill Clinton?

Very funny.  Bill Clinton “Sadly folds first lady dress back into box,” reports the Onion.

Would’ve been really funny if this issue of the Onion came out with this joke right after Hillary Clinton stepped out of the election.

But, it still gave me a good laugh.

GUESS WHAT? Barack Obama is Considering Hillary Clinton for VP

Could the dream ticket still be alive?

Barack Obama told a potential donor to his campaign that Hillary Rodham Clinton is on his list of possible vice presidential running mates, but that her husband’s status as a former president makes matters “complicated.”

Jill Iscol, a faithful Democratic donor who was an ardent supporter of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, said Obama reached out to her because he heard she was unhappy about the way the New York senator had been treated by the Democratic Party and the media, according to the L.A Times.

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BARACK OBAMA or JOHN MCCAIN: Who had the better week?

Barack Obama or…

or John McCain

Here are the highlights!

John McCain on Viagra?

Barack Obama & Hillary Clinton: Is it Love?

Barack Obama responds to Phil Gramm’s Mental Recession Statement

John McCain’s Freakin Financial Advisor Phil Gramm says “We’re in a Mental Recession” and McCain throws him under a truck

Barack Obama regrets Access Hollywood family interview

Jesse Jackson wanted to rip Barack Obama’s nuts off

Barack Obama to fill 75,000 person stadium

Posted by: Mark Pasetsky

Is Jesse Jackson Jealous of Barack Obama?

Much has been said about Jesse Jackson’s atrocious comments about Barack Obama.

But, could it be a simple case of jealousy? Jesse Jackson ran for president and thought he was going to be the first African-American president. Now, there is a very good chance that Barack Obama will become president - making history.

So bottom line. Was this petty common based on reality or simply jealousy?

BIG STORY: BARACK OBAMA & HILLARY CLINTON - Is it Love?

Senator Hillary Clinton and US Democratic Presidential Candidate Senator Barack Obama spoke at the ‘Women for Obama’ breakfast at the Hilton Hotel in New York City this morning.

CoverAwards decided to hire a well-known body language expert - oh - forget about that - we’ll do it on our own. After all, what really qualifies one to be a body language expert any way?

Here we go…And we’ll answer the all important question…is it love?

Hillary is gazing into Barack’s eyes and he is doing the same to her. (She’s probably whispering - you better get me out of my campaign debt or I’ll turn these women against you!) Overall though, their body language so far definitely looks like love to me.

This picture is not as clear. Either Barack is listening very carefully to Hillary or he’s falling asleep. He does look very thoughtful. When one puts their fingers on their chin - that’s a sure sign of thoughtfulness. Hillary is standing at an angle towards Barack — opening her space to him and signaling that she wants to let him in — if you know what I mean.

When Barack speaks, Hillary can’t keep her eyes off of him. She almost looks like she’s thinking that she wants to sleep with him. Barack has his hand up in the air which is a sure sign that he is in the middle of a speech.

Oh. This picture says it ALL! He’s smiling. Her head is buried in his chest. They are definitely in LOVE!

Obama/Clinton 08!!!

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Kyra Sedgwick keeps it hot with Kevin Bacon by…

Stephen Colbert drops his pants for Esquire

ELECTION 2008: Best & Worst Obama, McCain & Clinton Magazine Covers

BARACK OBAMA & JOHN MCCAIN MAGAZINE COVERS

Fortune: Who Got the Better Fortune Cover: John McCain or Barack Obama

New Scientist: Barack Obama/John McCain: Who Leads?

New York Magazine: Best Cover Ever of John McCain and Barack Obama

U.S. News & World Report: Who Can Keep America Safe?

The Economist

BARACK OBAMA SOLO CAMPAIGN COVERS

Barack Obama’s No Words Rolling Stone Cover

The Weekly Standard: Barack Obama’s Neighborhood

BARACK OBAMA & MICHELLE OBAMA COVERS

Us Weekly: Why Barack Loves Michelle

MICHELLE OBAMA &/OR CINDY MCCAIN COVERS

Newsweek Covers: Who got the better cover? Michelle Obama or Cindy McCain

The Week: Michelle Obama called lightning rod

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