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Say it ain’t so Jamie!

According to the National Enquirer: “Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.

This can’t be for real?!?

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In Touch Weekly: Britney Spears’ Humiliating Betrayal

National Enquirer: Jamie Lynn Spears PREGNANT AGAIN!

OK Magazine: Jamie Lynn’s Boyfriend Speaks Out!

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Not a good week for Jamie Lynn Spears according to the National Enquirer.

If this story is true, talk about bombshells.

CoverAwards just shared with you the happy-happy/joy-joy cover of OK! Magazine.

And, now this?!?

The Enquirer claims that Jamie Lynn Spears  is pregnant AGAIN and it’s with ANOTHER man.

Not Casey Aldridge.

Plus, there’s a fun game that you can play with the whole family right on the cover.

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OK! Magazine managed to once again secure an exclusive with one of the Spears’ sisters - this time Jamie Lynn.

This cover focuses on debunking the allegations that Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy Casey had cheated on her while she was pregnant.

So what we have today in front of us is a cover picture of Jamie Lynne standing stiffly next to a even more uncomfortable Casey Aldridge.  Look, he’s even grinding his teeth.

The main line screams, “I’m No Cheater.”

And you know what I think?

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Lynne Spears is taking issue with how people slammed her daughter, Jamie Lynn, for her pregnancy and are celebrating the pregnancy of Sarah Palin’s teen daughter Bristol Palin.

“It’s a totally different reaction. It’s as if [Sarah Palin] became celebrated. I mean, the mother, Palin, was celebrated for this,” Lynne tells Newsweek. “Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn–you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation.”

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Federal and local authorities are searching for someone peddling pictures of Jamie Lynn breast feeding, with one breast exposed.

Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling or buying the pics could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting child pornography. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property.

The pictures are believed to have been stolen from Walmart, where Jamie Lynn’s boyfrined, Casy Aldridge, took the photos took be developed.

Reports surfaced Wednesday claiming the Jamie Lynn Spears’ mom Lynne had ordered a present to be sent to Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old mother-to-be daughter, Bristol, on behalf of Jamie Lynn are completely untrue.

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Just a theory of course - but it does make sense.

In a week where the country is buzzing about Sarah Palin’s teenage pregnant daughter Bristol who is only 17, Star Magazine rolls out a very timely Jamie Lynn Spears cover.

And, according to Star, it looks like all is not well in Jamie Lynn Spears’ land.

In fact it sounds eerily similar to the old days of big sister Britney.

She’s in the middle of a fight for her baby.  There’s a paternity test showdown and off course there’s a big fight over money.

While the overall cover is strong - good image, and as I mentioned - the timing is perfect, there is one problem.

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My first reaction to this cover was that I wasn’t surprised.

Nothing about Jamie Lynn Spears’ life is really shocking. Is it?

This week’s issue of In Touch features a picture of Jamie Lynn’s “baby daddy” Casey Aldridge caught with Kelli Dawson, described as the “other woman.”

According to the mag, Casey cheating on Jamie Lynn Spears with this 28-year-old Jamie Lynn look-a-like and it lasted for twelve months.

So what’s inside In Touch?

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Are you excited?

Lynne Spears’ new book is about to hit bookshelves. I know I can’t wait. It’s coming out on Sept. 16th

Even better, the new book is “more of a juicy memoir of a Southern mother raising a pop star in the midst of paparazzi mayhem,” according to reports.

And today, we get the first glimpse of the book cover. So what did the body language expert think?

“Lynne wants us to think that she is a caring, compassionate mom who is always on the lookout for her daughters.

Thus, she is delicately placing her hand near the window and is looking out the window to ascertain her children’s whereabouts (a pose she has done many times).

She has a loving look in her eyes which means she really loves her family.

The color blue must be one of Lynne’s favorite colors and that is why she is wearing it on her book cover.

Plus, she looks like she just got her hair done, which means she likes to look pretty,” said (ok, we made this up, but would a body language expert tell you much more?)

Jamie Lynn Spears and her seven-week-old daughter, Maddie Briann, stepped out in Kentwood, Louisiana, on Wednesday.

After a visit to the doctor’s office, the two popped by the local Wal-Mart.