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Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel’s Date Night

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel, aka, the couple that never looks happy leaving El Beso restaurant in L.A.

According to Star Magazine, the couple “canoodled (yes canoodled) in an upstairs private booth for two hours, with Jessica ordering mahi-mahi and Voss water and JT opting for the skirt steak and red wine.”

JESSICA BIEL: IS THAT YOU?

It says it’s you on the cover…but it doesn’t look like you.

Here’s a picture Jessica Biel not on a magazine cover…

I like the natural or somewhat natural Jessica better.  Thoughts?

Posted by: Mark Pasetsky

CRITIQUE: Life & Style Brings You “At Home With the Cruises”

I Can’t Wait to See What Their House Looks Like!

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Wow! This looks like a special issue for Life & Style. I get to see Tom & Katie’s lavish lifestyle, including the 24-karat-gold closets.

Who the hell has 24-karat-gold closets and what does that mean? It must be the doorknobs, or the hangers, or Katie’s shoes??? I’m so confused.

But I am also in dreamland. Imagine all those bedrooms! I bet Tom, Katie, and even Suri each have their own bedroom! The kitchen must be huge. (I wonder if there is anything 24-karat-gold in the kitchen.) How many bathrooms do they have and what do they look like? Where does Tom’s family stay? Katie must love that Tom’s mom is so nearby!

And is there a special tunnel for Katie if she ever wants to escape get some time on her own?

I was so excited by this cover that I opened up the magazine, turned to story, and alas found NO pictures of INSIDE the house. That’s disappointing.

But back to the cover for a moment. Did the Cruises pose for Life & Style? It sure looks that way! NOT! Tom would never let Katie tower over him like that. LOL. And what’s up with Katie’s hair. That is one SEVERE part!

In other news, Drew speaks and says “I’m so Happy.” (Mark speaks: I don’t care!)

And I guess it’s true about Justin and Kate getting hot and heavy behind Jessica (what’s her last name) Biel’s back. Does anybody find it surprising that Justin and Jessica were not REALLY together?

Finally, CoverAwards.com is now $3.99 less than US Weekly.







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