If you were hoping for a racier season of Jon and Kate Plus 8 — as many flings as tots, perhaps? — then think again. Radaronline.com revealed that sources close to the show confirm there will NOT be any of Jon’s many 20-something blonde girlfriends on the show.

Instead, audiences will be bored amused with other storylines. A sample? Kate will set up tents and remodel the kitchen and Jon will tackle cabinet installation.

The fun begins August 3rd. Check out the trailer below.

Jon and Kate Gosselin are speaking out about their pending divorce:

“During this very difficult time we will be working to focus solely on the needs of our family. This includes no longer commenting publicly or reacting to media stories and speculation,” the Gosselins said — in a public statement released on the Web site of TLC, which airs Jon & Kate Plus 8.

“Our goal is to do the very best for our children and that will be done as privately as possible. We appreciate the understanding, support and well wishes from so many.”