If you’re going to go with a body story for the main cover and tell me that Jordan has ruined her body, then SHOW ME HER BODY! At least as an inset!
This is one of the most basic premises of doing a body cover story and I see this mistake made again and again.
Damn - Brad’s still got it as Angie admits “I Got Pregnant the First Time We Tried.”
And then of course, there’s the Jordan “WORLD Exclusive.” What’s with using the word “WORLD.” How about intergalactic or outer space or moon exclusive??? Just asking.
Anyhow - Five boob jobs! Is she kidding? At what point do you say ENOUGH? But credit to OK! for using this pic of Jordan covering her boobs (with what looks like a towel) staring at me quite seductively.
Note to Jordan: Don’t be so hard on yourself!
Hey Closer - tough time choosing your main cover? Uggh - you’re using one of the oldest tricks in the book - one cover line for two stories that don’t connect at all!
