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This smells of a cover that is COMPLETE FICTION.

Angelina is preggers with twins, according to reports.

In total, they’ll have six kids.

If Brad said this to Angie, WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING?  There’s no way he said this!

Don’t miss out on Look’s exclusive.  Adnan’s new girlfriend makes revelations regarding Britney. 

At this point, I don’t think anything that’s revealed about Britney could be too shocking.  Do you?

COVER IMAGES WITH DIRECT EYE CONTACT ARE CRITICAL!

Editor-in-Chief Ali Hall of Look Magazine picks a great cover photo this week.

If you’re photo director can’t find one, send them back to the drawing board.   On this cover of  Look, Cheryl is staring at you straight in the eyes.  Perfect!

Seems obvious, but so many times we don’t see this type of photo — especially on celebrity weeklies.

MOST ENTERTAINING AND PATHETIC:  Lonely Stars Secret Internet Dates

Most Condescending: Get Gorgeous!

MOST TIRED:  What’s In! What’s Out!

MOST SEDUCTIVE:  Why We Kiss?

5. LEAST NEWSWORTHY LINE:  My Skin is Worse Than Ever!

MOST TRAGIC:  How Will it End?

MOST SCANDALOUS:  My Mom Slept with My Husband!

MOST REPEATED LINE AND STORY IN HISTORY:  Spring Wedding & Baby News!

MOST UNINVITING LINE:  Why Things Suck!

Go Online Like Jen!

I really feel bad for Jen and you’ll see why in a little bit (hint: that whole Angie pregnancy thing.)   Do I believe that she’s resorted to online dating as reported by this recent issue of UK’s Look Magazine?  No freakin way! 

Jen and Angelina’s Secret Lunch Date!  Are you kidding me?   Unless they have photo evidence, I totally do not believe this story.   The word “SECRET” convinces me that LOOK doesn’t have it!

Poor Pam Anderson - did she REALLY say “I’ll be Dead in 5 Years.”  Even if she did, as an editor I wouldn’t put such a depressing projection on the cover.

Marriage advice from Posh - I’d pass!

And, I know women love shoes, but 114 is an overwhelming number of shoes - even for a woman like SB who has total shoe OCD.

Love it or Hate it?

Yes, it’s been tried here in the U.S.  But, today in the UK, it’s a major trend and it’s looking forced! 

Grazia, which likes to position itself as an upscale weekly, looks anything but that, as the picture of jeans cut off half of Angelina’s body. 

With Look magazine, Lily is almost overwhelmed by the fashion sidebar.  

Do readers want their gossip with their fashion from their weekly magazines or will they stick to the monthlies?  What do you think?