Are you excited?

Lynne Spears’ new book is about to hit bookshelves. I know I can’t wait. It’s coming out on Sept. 16th

Even better, the new book is “more of a juicy memoir of a Southern mother raising a pop star in the midst of paparazzi mayhem,” according to reports.

And today, we get the first glimpse of the book cover. So what did the body language expert think?

“Lynne wants us to think that she is a caring, compassionate mom who is always on the lookout for her daughters.

Thus, she is delicately placing her hand near the window and is looking out the window to ascertain her children’s whereabouts (a pose she has done many times).

She has a loving look in her eyes which means she really loves her family.

The color blue must be one of Lynne’s favorite colors and that is why she is wearing it on her book cover.

Plus, she looks like she just got her hair done, which means she likes to look pretty,” said (ok, we made this up, but would a body language expert tell you much more?)