Everything you’re seeing is part of an elaborate PR campaign to generate publicity for Madonna’s upcoming tour.
This way the couple will earn enough money for their kids’ future, according to TMZ.
I guess this theory makes sense. Madonna is turning 50 and what better way to seem relevant than to be shacking up with Alex Rodriguez. It’s not like she’s with Hugh Hefner.
On the other hand, she better be careful - especially with the brainwashing references. Suddenly, Madge might be compared to - dare I say this - Tom Cruise.
Please Madonna - don’t jump on Oprah’s couch and say how in love you are with Guy!
If Madonna hasn’t been through enough with the endless marriage trouble rumors and her connection to A-Rod’s divorce, her brother Christopher Ciccone’stell-all book, Life with My Sister Madonna, is out next Tuesday.