Megan Fox is on the cover of Cosmopolitan’s October issue. It was your classic Megan Fox interview, which meant the Q&A was full of candid, if not ridiculous, soundbites.

Here’s a quick rundown:

She gets “instant diarrhea” everytime she goes on stage.

Her idea of a hot threesome is Andy Samberg and (are you sitting down?) Jonah Hill?! Yikes!

But boyfriend Brian Austin Green shouldn’t worry — she also says she has no problem with commitment.

Megan Fox is on the cover of Rolling Stone’s newest issue. We love a good Megan Fox interview because it’s just a delight to experience her next great foot-in-mouth-overshare.

But couldn’t they think of a better headline? “Megan Fox: American’s Sexiest Bad Girl”?  How dull.

How is Megan a bad girl, anwyay? Because she’s wearing a weird, black leotard thing and has a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe? She hasn’t even been to rehab. Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton and Mary Kate Olsen even have more street cred.

Annnywaay.

This time around, Megan wants us to know she’s ridiculously insecure and to cut herself as a kid.

“Yeah,” she replied when asked if she’s ever cut herself. “But I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting…I’m really insecure about everything. I never think I’m worthy of anything… I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time. I have a lot of self-loathing.”

We never tire of this stuff, do we?

Written by: Melissa Noble

Megan Fox wants to star in a sex tape?

Oh, wait. Silly us. Megan Fox doesn’t want to make a sex tape. Ever. Even a private one. It makes her feel icky.

“Ugh, never!” she told MTV News. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

As we posted a few weeks ago, Megan Fox was on the cover of the September/October issue of Wonderland. We snarked that  she looks a bit like Sigourney Weaver possessed by Zuul in Ghostbusters. But the outtakes have more of an ’80s, wife of Gordon Gekko kind of a feel. Lots and lots of power accessories.

Yet, no matter how hot — Megan Fox is always best once she opens her mouth. The Ever Quotable was at it again for her interview:

What does she think of Zac Efron:

“He’s beautiful. He’s the next Elizabeth Taylor.”

And Transformers director Michael Bay?

“He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all.”

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It’s no secret Megan Fox is every comic book dork’s dream girl. So we suppose it’s quite fitting she’s on the cover of SciFi Now magazine.

Let’s just hope the interviewer could keep it together.

Megan’s newest movie, Jennifer’s Body, is out in September.

Mark your calenders, Megan Fox is banned from a variety of man-centric websites starting on August 4th. The editors of Asylum, Ask Men, Just A Guy Thing and Double Viking have collectively decided to shelve Megan for the day and give “another young actress a shot.”

Ah, men. So fickle and easily bored — even with their pin-ups.

Megan Fox admits she’d like to devour Robert Pattinson. And no — not the candy bar version — but the real man. Why?

“I would eat Rob Pattinson so that I could steal some of that pretty,” she said. “I just wanna be pretty like he’s pretty. I want that James Dean, that sexy-ass hair.”

Yikes. We’d say Megan Fox might be scarier than those legions of screaming girls Rob is so terrified of.

Don’t you think?

Should Vanessa Hudgens be worried? Megan Fox supposedly had a cozy dinner with Zac Efron.

According to reports, the two hit Pace in Laurel Canyon last night where they were “very friendly” together.

Megan once admitted that she’s “obsessed” with Zac.

Megan Fox sneered that Transformers director Michael Bay puts too much emphasis on special effects and not enough on acting. Bay responded with what we’ve all been thinking since Fox opened her mouth:

“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, ‘Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it. Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers.”

Touché! Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, Meg.