Eonline.com rounded up a list of 10 possible Michael Jackson death theories. Yes, yes. The Michael Jackson is still alive theory is in there somewhere.

1.) Accidental Overdose: “The entertainer downed a lot of prescription drugs with the intention of O.D.’ing, forcing a hospital visit and getting out of the shows.”

2.) Starvation: Jackson was “skin and bone,” and “had been eating nothing but pills.”

3.) The Anna Nicole Smith Theory: Jackson was “way, way overtreated” of “leeches” who plied the singer with “sedatives to relax him—or ‘uppers’ to lift his mood.”

4.) He Was A Broken Man: “He was too broken by the 2003-2005 molestation case to command the stage, and that he was pushed into the shows by his handlers and mounting financial obligations.”

5.) People Wanted The Beatles Songbook Catalog: Jackson was drugged into death for the Beatles songbook catalog.

6.) Stage Fright: “They will kill me  if I don’t perform.”

7.) Demerol

8.) Morphine

9.) Diprivan

10.) Michael Jackson is alive! A man who “spoke like [Jackson] and in fact doubled for him many times,” but was not Jackson, died June 25. The real Jackson, meanwhile, “is alive and well and happier than ever,”‘