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Happy 50th Birthday Michael Jackson

Michael turns 50 today and will be celebrating with his children.

He said that he plans on having “a little cake with my children and we’ll probably watch some cartoons.”

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What Would Michael Jackson Look Like Today Without All That Surgery?

Like a completely different person. Click here to see an experts rendition of how Jackson would appear. It’s pretty freaky!

MOST SHOCKING MICHAEL JACKSON PICTURES EVER!

Wacko Jacko hits a toy shop in pyjamas, a surgeon’s mask, a rasta wig and a wheelchair!

Visit the Daily Mail Online here and you’ll see. I’m still shocked.

Posted by: Mark Pasetsky

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE NY POST HEADLINE

Click here and see some of the most outrageous NY Post Covers.  Then vote for your fav!

Plus, you can buy the New York Post’s “Best Headlines” Book!  It’s available online right now!

CRITIQUE: Not My Favorite Janet Jackson Cover!

They Are Trying to Shock and They Fail!

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Janet’s everywhere promoting her new album and now she’s on the cover of the April issue of BlackBook.  It hits newsstands March 25th.

BlackBook is trying to shock me, but it doesn’t.  The line above Janet’s name says “To think of it, all she ever wanted to be was an actress and now this.”  This line feels totally dated.   Janet’s been singing for quite a while so what’s so shocking???

Below Janet’s name is another non-shocking line “Is No Kept Lady, Read Her Lips.  And Heel!”   So now Janet’s likes doing some weird stuff - huh?

The main photo of Janet is AWFUL.  Her face looks angry and it’s not the way I want to see her.   The outfit is over the top and another effort to shock.  But it fails.  Does this look remind you of her in the video “Scream” she did with brother Michael?

Overall, YAWN!

NOW THIS WAS A HOT JANET COVER!

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Click here for my boobilicious critique!

Saving Britney Spears’ Fortune!

Yes, It’s About the Money Too!

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While all the tabloids have been relentless on covering Britney’s psychological meltdown, the New York Times reports today on Britney’s fortune and how much is at risk if she doesn’t get well.  Yes, she’s rich, but so was Michael Jackson.  Click here for the complete article.