She Was Selected For the Cover of Modern Dog!

EXCLUSIVE: The tears, the joy, and the utter confusion. Plus, the actual transcript between Paula Abdul and her publicist!
Paula’s Publicist: Hi Paula, I have great news. I just secured you the cover of a magazine!
Paula: Are you serious? Which magazine? OMG, I’m so excited!
Paula’s Publicist: Um…it’s called Modern (in a whisper) Dog.
Paula: Modern WHAT????
Paula’s Publicist: Modern Dog. It’s the premier magazine for urban dogs and their companions.
Paula: Are you #$#$^&$#%$^ kidding me? I’m Paula Abdul! And, that’s what I’m getting. (Phone hangs up and that’s the last Paula’s publicist has heard from her!)
Maybe this was not the ACTUAL transcript, but I bet it was pretty close!