You gotta laugh!
“I’m Moving to LA with or without you!” Where did they get that quote? Directly from Cheryl or through a friend of a friend of a friend???
Nicole (who has a long history being super-skinny) “Warns Best Friend Renee, You’re Too Thin To Find a Man!” Umm, did someone say hypocrite?
“My Secret Boob Job.” Anytime editors combine the words “secret” and “boob job” I fall out of my chair laughing!
Enough Already!
I would love to know how many times this story has appeared on celebrity covers around the world!
Here’s another pre-nup story featuring Brad & Angelina!
At this point, readers should boycott this type of cover until Brad & Angie actually walk down the aisle.
Now throws in Jen Aniston for added spice boredom. How “Heartbreak made me stronger!” Ugh!
Now is on the cutting edge of creating delivering news. Check out the wedding war between Britney and Jamie Lynn. YAWN!
MOST ENTERTAINING AND PATHETIC: Lonely Stars Secret Internet Dates
Most Condescending: Get Gorgeous!
MOST TIRED: What’s In! What’s Out!
MOST SEDUCTIVE: Why We Kiss?
5. LEAST NEWSWORTHY LINE: My Skin is Worse Than Ever!
MOST TRAGIC: How Will it End?
MOST SCANDALOUS: My Mom Slept with My Husband!
MOST REPEATED LINE AND STORY IN HISTORY: Spring Wedding & Baby News!
MOST UNINVITING LINE: Why Things Suck!
Talk About a Slow News Week!
If you are seen buying this issue of UK’s Now, you should be completely embarrassed. The main story is about Posh’s skin, but it looks PERFECT on the cover.
Now - you’ve done it again! You’ve got Angie, Spring Wedding and Baby News! It’s the most popular concoction used on a celebrity weekly cover - well at least over the past three years!
And, your Heath story - I don’t buy it! The investigation is not over - no one knows how he died!
OK - I’m starting to take this Posh and Beck’s marriage crisis seriously. LOL!
And, there is Katie Holmes AGAIN at the top of a UK tabloid — this time she’s screaming at Tom!
On as serious note - I like the layout - Now packs six stories on this cover and it feels right!
