YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Is Katie Pregnant?

Anytime a magazine ASKS A QUESTION like this, I know they DON’T have the answer. 

And the photo they used on the cover is SO NOT convincing!

When you read the dek, you know that they are definitely not sure.   Here’s some of their evidence with my thoughts in parenthesis!

Her 10 lb. weight gain.  (Did someone at OK put her on a scale?  If so, I want to see the photo!   The one on the cover makes her look perfectly slender with no bump in site.)

Romantic dates with thrilled Tom (They are married after-all.  This doesn’t convince me she’s sperminated.  But it convinces me that she’s at least eating and supports the ten pound weight gain.  I know when I eat out vs eating at home, I tend to gain more weight.  Don’t ask about the hotel mini bar!  It was just there sitting in front of me.  I couldn’t control myself!)

His mommy to be gifts (Oh, now I believe this story. NOT! I hope Tom buys Katie gifts!  Isn’t that a given when you’re husband is super rich?) 

There’s an incredibly laughable sneak peek of this story on OK’s website.  But you have to read this quote right now….

“She has that special glow that only pregnant women have,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “I would say there is a strong possibility that she’s pregnant.”   (That special glow…I have that glow after I sit in the sun for two hours!  I hope people don’t speculate that I’m pregnant!)

This could be one of the weakest pregnancy covers I’ve seen in a LONG time!

Moving to the glorious sidebar….I’m treated to an inset of George Clooney and his girlfriend with the line “What REALLY Happened at the Oscars!”  Do I give a shit at this point?  The Oscars totally sucked!

And then the most obvious line in history is “First Pics of Angie’s Bump!”  

This cover smells like a big newsstand STINKER!

My suggestion to OK would have been to use the full picture of Angie’s bump and go with a strong Angie preggers story.   Visually, it’s much more believable than the Katie Holmes story and would be a better seller on the newsstand.

There’s always next week!

Did You Just Hear a Big Sigh of Relief from Tabloid Editors?

For weeks, many of the celebrity weekly editors have been touting that Angelina is pregnant.   Star even went as far as to confirm that she’s having twins…

OK Magazine featured Angie in a tent-like dress.  This was a major part of the pregnancy confirmation for the magazine!

But Angie’s recent behavior raised questions.   These pictures of Angie skiing just a few days ago, plus these pictures on the cover of Life & Style of Angie in war torn Iraq, made the magazine wonder if she was “crazy” or simply not pregnant.

Good news for celebrity weekly editors!   People reports that Brangelina is thrilled with Angie’s second pregnancy.  Click here for the first pics of Angie’s new bump!  There’s no doubt about it. 

Congrats to Brangelina!  Hopefully now she’ll take it easy and chill-out!   

It would have been quite embarrassing for the celebrity weekly editors if Angelina had not been pregnant and instead just become pleasantly plump!

Good for Posh - she’ doesn’t care if she’s fat.  My question is why have I never seen her looking fat?   Plus - if this is a body story, I definitely want to see the full Posh — looking plump — on the cover!  (Editor’s Note: The dek talks about how she plays dominoes with Demi and Ashton.   For some reason that sounds like the most boring night EVER!)