JEN ANISTON VS. ANGELINA JOLIE: IT’S F&*KEN WAR

It’s Jen…

vs. Angelina…

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Here’s my last prediction for Wed.

If one of the weeklies is smart, they’ll bring back the Jen vs. Angie angle.

Both actresses have big movies opening on Oct. 24: Angelina’sChangeling” and Jennifer’sHe’s Just Not That Into You.”

It’s war and Jen will stop at nothing to beat Angelina at the box office.

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BABY NEWS!

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Pasetsky Celebrity Weekly Prediction

What’s the big news in the world of celebrity?

I predict one of the weeklies will go with this cover - with this as the main line.

Why?

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TATUM O’NEAL’S COCAINE BUST

Pasetsky’s Celebrity Weekly Prediction

Could Tatum make a return to the cover of one the celebrity weeklies?

It’s Monday and there aren’t a lot of big stories - so I say

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ANGELINA’S TWIN BABY JOY?

Pasetsky’s Celebrity Weekly Prediction

Here’s my first one for the week.

I expect one of your favorite celebrity weeklies to come out with this type of cover — with this type of photo.

Angie is due any day now and now would be the time to strike with this cover. Look for details in the dek that describe her last minute drama, where she gave birth, and the names of the babies.

NATIONAL ENQUIRER FEATURES DR. PHIL’S $200 MILLION DIVORCE

Pasetsky’s Cover Critique

Talk about a jam packed cover.

Readers love big divorces and many people can’t stand Dr. Phil - making this a…

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WILL A CELEBRITY WEEKLY CONFIRM THE LINDSAY LOHAN “GAY” RUMORS?

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Pasetsky’s Celebrity Weekly Prediction #3

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson certainly looked like more than friends in this picture taken in Cannes.

According to the New York Post, “Ronson, an out-of-the-closet lesbian, and Lohan played the parts of Sapphic sweethearts last week - walking hand in hand, nuzzling each other’s necks and canoodling all while attending a party on Sean “Diddy” Combs’ yacht at the Cannes Film Festival.”

Will one of the celebrity weeklies go for the infamous “Yes, Lindsay’s Gay” cover line?

They’ve got the photo proof. Will they get the reporting?

Tune-in Wednesday.

LIFE IS COMPLICATED FOR DENISE RICHARDS AND CHARLIE SHEEN

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Pasetsky Celebrity Weekly Prediction #2

Have you seen Denise promoting her new show on E!

If not, then you’ve been living under a rock.

Denise has literally been on a full-blown media blitz breathing new life into the Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen drama.

In the celebrity weekly category, distress between lovers or former lovers is often one of the most successful cover topics.

And while these two have been split for quite a while, Denise Richards has brought their relationship back to the forefront making this a good week for Sheen and Richards to be a main cover topic.