Why?

You’re thinking, Mark that’s a good question!

I thought so.

Why now?  What is Renee doing that makes her a compelling cover topic?  Is she dating someone new?   I don’t know and I certainly don’t care.

The cover line “Renee gets real about men, fashion and fame.”  Well, I hope she gets “real.”  Here are some of her “real quotes.”  You be the judge!

“I can have fun anywhere,” says Zellwegger.  “I’m not averse to going out dancing but fun to me is a little different.  I want to create something good.”  YAWN

“I really appreciate the artistry in fashion now,” says Zellweger.  “It’s extraordinary to wear of those red-carpet gowns.  They’re beautiful.  They’re art.”  A PLEA FROM RENEE TO GET EVEN MORE FREE CLOTHES!

 HOW DOES INSTYLE DESCRIBE RENEE’S LOVE LIFE?

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Heat says “Stop Working Out!” and you gotta laugh!

It’s the complete opposite of what every women’s magazine tells its readers.

Plus, it’s a new spin on the scary skinny approach.  The magazine appears to be doing a public service for these celebrities, but at the same time they are using these gross pics.