US WEEKLY SAYS JESSICA SIMPSON IS STABBED IN THE HEART!
Pasetsky’s Cover Critique
Well, Jessica Simpson makes the cover of two national celebrity weeklies this week.
Janice Min’s Us Weekly takes a slightly different stance saying that Jessica is jealous over John Mayer’s relationship with Jen Aniston, where Life & Style simply says “friends fear she was dumped.”
While this story may be true, I firmly believe this cover will be a disaster for Us Weekly.
Here’s why:
US WEEKLY SAYS THERE’S A PLOT TO DESTROY LAUREN CONRAD!
Pasetsky’s Cover Critique
This cover is way dramatic. Almost too dramatic.
Isn’t The Hills a reality TV show?
I’m not sure at this point that the reader is even that sympathetic to Lauren.
Do you?




