Mark Pasetsky's Cover Awards

“I don’t want another baby for two years because I’m working so hard on my fashion business. I haven’t got time,” Victoria tells the Sun.  “Yes, we would like another child but it won’t be for a couple of years yet.” 

So how are things with her and David?

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Well, the one on the left is pretty obvious - it’s J. Lo.

But the one on the right is…

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Posh loves to shop!

So, it may be surprising to learn of Victoria Beckham’s Communist roots, according to reports.

A leading German historian claims the Spice Girl is related to a 19th century Communist who was a close comrade of revolutionary Karl Marx.

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I don’t care about the pain!

Victoria Beckham is wearing five-inch heels!!!

Now that has to hurt!

For more of her struggles, click here.

Where was Posh?

David Beckham managed to slip into Nobu 57 for a solo dinner Thursday night, reports Page Six.

“He looked so hot, he was wearing a hat and you could tell it was him, but oddly, no one else noticed.”

This is a very strong cover from Linda Wells and Allure Magazine.

With news of a faltering economy and banks closing, the magazine presents and issue with cover lines that don’t scare off the reader.

The main line is “Tons of free Stuff.” That’s cool ’cause you don’t have to buy anything.

What else did she get right?

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U like?

First it was Victoria Beckham, then it was Katie Holmes and now Eva Longoria.

Now they all have what is being called the ‘pob’ hairstyle.

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I’ll say this until I am blue in the face!

If you are going to do a body story of any type, you MUST ALWAYS SHOW THE BODY.

Star UK uses the quote from Posh, “I’m not too thin!”  But you can’t see her body. 

Plus, another major mistake that Star UK makes is using Posh’s name HUGE!

If you’re putting a star on your cover, you better believe that your reader knows who that star is or why would you put them on your cover?

I don’t understand what Grazia magazine is thinking when it comes to design.

It’s completely amateurish and doesn’t look like an upscale magazine at all - which is what they are positioned as in the UK.

As for the cover line, it’s totally weak!   And you can barely read it!

It’s amazing the ongoing fascination that the UK has for Posh.

(It’s almost as weird as Life & Style’s love for Suri Cruise.)

This week Posh can’t sleep and she’s on a “nuts and sugar diet.”

I’m not a dietician (nor have I ever treated Posh, LOL) but is sugar good for you if you can’t sleep???  I don’t think so!